Country Dictionary

angrel

to be anal and angry

why you gotta be so angrel for?

dinky

A dick. Term commonly used by small children.

Mom said not to touch the dinky unless I'm in the bathroom.

"Mommy said dinkies don't belong in the mouth!"

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

strip ping pong

A game best played when your opponent is drunk and very attractive.

Note: Layers are a crucial strategy for this game.

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

dike

a wire cutter (d-Y-k-e is a lesbian)

use a pair of dikes on that cable