A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome friendly guy who you will never find. Is a loyal friend. tall with blond hair and blue eyes. The girls can’t keep away but thank god cause he goes through a lot. He steals all the girls he’s a good friend an honest and awesome guy that you will never find anywhere else. If you find an Oscar then never lose him.
Where’s and Oscar when you need one
when you gape someones asshole then pour in vinegar and bi carb soda then but plug it give them a shake unbutt plug it then watch it explode out brown shit like a black volcano (nigerian volcano)
nigger 1: yo i did some kinky shit with this girl last night
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
When you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you out
“ Miss gave me an ass breaker today”
A dumb wanker who doesn’t know how to spell and thinks he’s so good at everything when he is not he wags school and makes up shit a fat idiot with a massive overbite and double chin mainly just a dumb ass who is cocky and thinks he is cool