A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.
"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".
A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.
Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”