A fork of Rural Dictionary
Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.
"That was a great call on the boner neck"
Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.
"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."