Country Dictionary

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Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 02, 2003

skitch

Combination of skit and sketch. Frequently used by members of Friday Night Live, a student comedy troupe at Alfred University.

Your stupid skitch is cut from the show.

by Andrew Schwartz February 26, 2005

shite

Intentional mispronunciation of shit.

Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.

by Andrew Schwartz January 31, 2005

bafa

Bachelor of arts, fine arts. Unlike a BFA fine arts degree, a BAFA curriculum includes liberal arts general education requirements. BAFA degrees, curriculums, students and alumni can also be simply called BAFAs.

BAFAs have to take science, literature, and foreign language courses. BAFAs often have crappy senior shows. Don't be a BAFA student, you fucken moron.

by Andrew Schwartz November 17, 2004

bustitution

Any replacement or substitution of rail service with bus transit, whether permanent or temporary. Often used to reflect an inferior quality of service.

Due to track construction on the Red Line at the Charles/MGH stop, there will be bustitution this weekend between Kendall and Park Street,

by Andrew Schwartz November 01, 2006

Steved

Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).

Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.

by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004

nachsicht

1. Clemency, indulgency, leniency (German) 2. Spoken humorously among exchange students when it's too late to say Vorsicht (Caution, look out)

My friend was almost halfway through crossing the intersection when the taxi was approaching, so I said "Nachsicht!"

by Andrew Schwartz May 08, 2005