A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.
(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.) Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you? Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night! Monkey Face: No… why? Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter. Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees? Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally) All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor? Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about? (All laugh at Britter’s silliness.) (Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.) Monkey Face: Okay, what is it? Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt) Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH! (A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.) (Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.) Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.