Country Dictionary

Paige

A girl who flirts without realizing it, a whore, a slut, a bitch

"Did you see her? She was all over him, in his lap, touching him, giggling." "She is SUCH a Paige!"

Irv

A creepy man who wanders the woods at night on his bicycle; he is rather fat and wears lederhosen with very short shorts and a green cap with a feather. He only has one tooth.

"Don't wander the woods at night!" "Why?" "Irv might get you!"