A fork of Rural Dictionary
The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.
Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?
A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.
What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.
Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.
What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.
The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.
(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.