Country Dictionary

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut. Was trained by wolves how to be a man. Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome. He sells them too!

Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.

Hey…wanna FuckAoMe tonight? I got the candles and a play list.

Fart Knocking Tired

This week is a four day work week and I’m already FKT

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

Talulah was diagnosed with a deadly disease 7 years ago and was supposed to die with the USA only it was a misdiagnosis. It happens. She is not here to mate, hate, or date. She is also awkward and cannot wait to live.

WTF is Talula doing TODAY?

Rufus is a friend to all, a stranger to none. He has impeccable, refined, yet eclectic taste in music. Always expect the unexpected and you will always be exceptionally surprised.

That Rufus guy is one cool dude!

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all. Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin? Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.