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ZOMG

Sometimes pronunced Z-OMG or ZOohhMyGawd/Gosh, ZOMG is an exclaimation mostly used on Thet Internet, though if you are nerdy enough, you may say it in real life.

xXBeccyXx: lol u guyz, I just got a new charrie ideer!

Adorkable12: ZOMG?!Really?

socialpath

Someone who talks you to death, and usually has no idea that he/she is doing this

Geraldine:"-And then we were like," Wha?" and Mark was all,"Shaw!" and then Sharon said-OMIGAWD SHARON! Did you hear about her and that Manicure she got? It was freakish, like this enormous zit I had-"

Hector:Geraldine, -wheeze- no more!Please, I'm dying here!

Geraldine: It was nasty, like huge and white and ugly, like Rosie O'Donald, and speaking of her-"

Hector: -is dead-

Bystander To Other Bystander: Watch out for that Geraldine, she's a complete socialpath.

Geraldine: Hector?