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Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free. -Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it. They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase? Podestrian: Huh? Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE? Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)...... Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:. This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005