A fork of Rural Dictionary
To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.
"He's splonging again! What a mediawhore! Let's kick him in the ass!"
A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.
"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"