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V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

another word to give the user a false sence of brotherhood. see dawg

A japanese woman in a tub shitting into her own mouth.

Nasty

Represents a retard on IRC, also can be used as verb.

oh my god he is guruchilding again

when you nut in a girls nose and she hocks it back and spits on your nut peice

i stared in amazement as Suzie gave me a huckleberry bazooka and straight gave me my very own jizzy nuts

To be really rather excellent and better than most.

Especially over people who could be called a 'Gaq'

'Man, that's so NEALXS!!'