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The rolling Theorum

The Rolling Theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. It can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name "Rolling Theorum.") This equation must be solved for y where x = Z||R and is as follows: y = ((R²I²CK)/RI) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL)) so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. Which leaves us with.. y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL)) Next, we come to the R², which is (RR) y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(RR)(EL)) And to make it easier to read, we'll leave it as R² y = (RICK) + (2X)/(BAR²EL) Now we come to the 2X. We said earlier that it was equal to Z || R, which means Z or R. So let's plug this in.. y = (RICK) + (2(Z || R))/(BAR²EL) Now, any StarFox fan will recognize this as a Barrel Roll, as 2 times Z or R is a Barrel Roll. y = (RICK) + (BARREL ROLL)/(BAR²EL) Simplify BARREL.. y = (RICK) + (BAR²EL ROLL)/(BAR²EL) divide what's on the right side of the plus sign.. y = RICK + ROLL AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Y = RICK ROLL. AND THIS IS TRUELY WHY IT IS CALLED THE ROLLING THEORUM.

"DAMNIT DUDE, I got Rick Roll'd from The Rolling Theorum today!" "I can use the Rolling Theorum to determine the Length of this Cylinder"

by Anonymous - 0GM January 04, 2008

dragonforce

Exerting the force of dragon, the hardest force known to man, (see "Power metal") onto the strings of a guitar. Can be determined using the equation, DragonForce = DragonMass * DragonAcceleration, which is currently believed to be part of the aleph continuum hypothesis, or dividing by 0.

"Dude, I couldn't divide DragonForce by 0." "Not even the Large Hadron Collider can reveal information that the DragonForce can."

by Anonymous - 0GM January 04, 2008