Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.

Life

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY! That's what friends are for.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location. Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...