A fork of Rural Dictionary
The two greatest human beings who have ever lived.
Cheech and Chong Chong: "Who is it?" Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!" Chong: "Who?" Cheech: "Dave man, open up!" Chong: "Dave?" Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!" Chong: "Dave's not here!"
Something an immigration cop might call you.
Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"