Country Dictionary

Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

Family Nan

Exceeding large labia majora, reminiscent of the the family sized nan breads served in a certain Northampton (UK) curry house.

Her fanny flaps resembled family nan breads