A fork of Rural Dictionary
Accomplishment of something through inactivity
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.
Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels