Country Dictionary

noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.

2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.

3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.

Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"

Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."

Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"

Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"

Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.

A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.

noun:

1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. A small slipper.

Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.

#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"

#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.

Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.

noun:

1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.

2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.

#1:

Rodion pulls out a speculum.

Phil: "What is that funkatron?"

Rodion: "Let me show you..."