A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.
Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.
Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.
The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!
1. The online video "evolution" of the Rubik's Cube, which originally featured six faces that were covered by nine stickers. 2. Online videos that become popular, and receive a lot of views and subscribers, but it is usually the same six faces who are covering the same nine popular subjects.
After viewing countless hours of How - To, Food Review, and Mukbang videos, I was ready to move on from the pointless and unsatisfying allure of the Youbiks Cube.
When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.
I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!
An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.
After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.