A fork of Rural Dictionary
A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
The moment during a fight when it's obvious that one person is beating the shit out of another person.
After being dropped by a series of vicious strikes, and seeing the fighter in a fetal position, the ref knew the fight had reached its Excremation Point.
The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.
Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.
The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.
The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.