A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for masturbation.
I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.
Having sex with a pregnant woman.
Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant. Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.
Another way of saying "anal sex".
Jim (on his cell phone as he nails some woman up the ass): Make it quick, I'm spearheading a movement.
After anal sex, reaching in and collecting, then flicking, the resulting deposit across the back of your partner.
Mary's back was covered in chocolate snowflakes after I gave her a pounding last night.