Country Dictionary

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

1. Anal orfice 2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe. 2) My boss is such an asspipe.