Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

You Gay Ho

What you call people who play yu-gi-oh

by Assholes Inc. September 02, 2003

maggotbox

The proper term for Macintosh because it's a slow piece of shit computer not compatible with any software that's been programmed on earth. See Macintosh

People who use maggotboxes are generally retarded dickheads.

by Assholes Inc. September 08, 2003

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

pee-pee head

What Evil Tim doesn't have.

Evil Tim doesn't have a pee-pee head, there's a pussy on where the penis is supposed to be.

by Assholes Inc. October 02, 2003

fagstreet boys

The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.

If the Fagstreet Boys suddenly became non-existent the world would be a better place.

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

mee grob

One of the 7 words that offend God, considered as one of the highest degree.

Sony roolz is a mee grob.

by Assholes Inc. September 30, 2003

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003