Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear. Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax. I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007

scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time. 2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.

1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam. 2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself. If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.

by Astor G. November 05, 2007

trunk jungle

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.

That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007

fundamentalcase

A hard-core member of the Religious Right. generally obsessively preaching the Word, telling you you're going to hell and has no tolerance for difference.

Pat Robertson is a fundamentalcase, plain and simple. Don't you get tired of hearing that every natural disaster is caused by gays, feminists, pagans and liberals?

by Astor G. November 05, 2007

bootpole

A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.

Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007

instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.

Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them." Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously." Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."

by Astor G. February 20, 2008

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents." Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them." Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008