A fork of Rural Dictionary
Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.
I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.
A person who is very good in bed.
I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.
When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction: Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you! Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP
A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.
The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.
Learn to play. Phrase can be used in almost any situation, with the ability to be said at anyone who has just done something stupid.
"Oh my God, Sam! You spilt the Coke everywhere! L2P!"
Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.
WTF?! I call B to the S on that.
Also see: piece of shit. Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".
The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.