A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.
This berta is going to kill me!
(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.
I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.
N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.
Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!
(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."
(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.
Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!
(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!