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washing the walls

When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.

"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)

by B The Man March 08, 2014

Lawrence Welk cigar

A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.

"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.

by B The Man January 09, 2015

sticky cucumber

In a three way of 2 men 1 girl, 1 man cream pies the girl and the other man puts his dick in after and keeps fucking, therefore making his dick resemble a sticky cucumber.

"Let's go give that girl a sticky cucumber "

by B The Man May 06, 2016