A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.
2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.
3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.
1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?
2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.
3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!
An adjective describing someone who is highly inconsiderate. This does NOT mean that people without fathers are jerks; it's just a word for someone who wasn't properly disciplined as a child.
Ben: Is Monday the start of the week, or is it Sunday?
Carl: What a stupid-ass question!
Sue: There's no such thing as a stupid question. Stop acting fatherless.
A person who spouts large quantities of carbon dioxide because they talk too much.
David: Hey Lydia, aren't you supposed to be out with Carl tonight?
Lydia: No, I turned him down. He's such a gashole, he might as well date himself.