Country Dictionary

You may have my unconditional love, on one condition.

Shut up.

A game in which you each take turns in spitting in each others mouths, as the giver spits into the mouth of the receiver, the receiver has to try to say 'ooky mouth' with a mouthful of the giver's spit.

A fun place in a message board to go to - especially with friends you can flame.

The Winged Vampire's Retreat was a cool Ezboard to go to. I always went to the Battleground forum. Too bad it closed down. Ezboard is shitty now anyways.

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.