A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.
1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.
Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.
<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!
What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.
<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!
Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.
I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.
<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.
What you say when Windows starts up.
We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)
The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.
The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.