A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable
See clodhopper
1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.
Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.
"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"
"e.. GAD!"
The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.
lubrication for the penis
"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."
- Mrs Bush
A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.
"Star Wars! Haaa, ya looked! What a chump!"