Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

propaganda

Organised lies and filth collected, gathered and sorted by the government to throw at the public verbally.

Just click my name, look at my word definitions and bathe in the propaganda!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Adult Swim

The Australian Adult Swim is as alternative as vanilla ice-cream with nothing on it.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Orphen, Tenchi Muyu (or however you spell it), Bubblegum Crisis, Gonaicul (or however spelt), Home Movies, Sealab, Brak, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, Mission Hill. That's it. The only ones worth watching are Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Mission Hill, Brak, Sealab and Space Ghost. Nowadays, only Bebop, Trigun and Space Ghost are available from those few.

Futurama, Family Guy & Duckman should be on the Australian Adult Swim.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 16, 2003