A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.
Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.
A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.
“I just ate some absolutely radical, tubular, and truly gnarly Pringles!”
The bone at your waist, possibly what your grandma had surgery on. Also a slang term associated with 80s, 90s, and 2000s, usually meaning new or cool.
My grandma broke her hip breakdancing to Rockin’ Robin. Wow, that guys really hip,
A slang word mostly used ironically and associated with the 80s. Can mean, really cool. Can also mean disgusting, dangerous, or strong.
1. “My dudes, that kickflip, was gnarly!” 2. “Thats a gnarly dude!” 3. “Bro’s, that smell is gnarly.”
The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.
Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”
A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart. And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.
“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”