A fork of Rural Dictionary
a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses
At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time
I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.
(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality
Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.
A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.
~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors