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1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt. 2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above. NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.

SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!

a beating caused by " beef " . one on one kinda thing .

i heard he talkin madd shiitt .. tell him we're goin to beef it up in the parking lot .

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.

Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out* Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble* Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out 2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

Even better than fantastic (if that is possible)

1. That girls box is twatastic. 2. It was twatastic to see that guy fall to his death of the 3 foot cliff.

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.

She had thankles like an elephant.