Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sol Walters

A fictitious lurking beast of a man whose name can be easily be substituted for anyone's name, or appearance.

Randy: Have you seen my almonds?
Steve-O: Nah dude, bet Sol Walters stole them

Andy: Dude you see that guy over there?
Joe: Yea, he looks like Sol.... Sol Walters

by Baker Rawlings January 25, 2006

karamu

A dance performed with your drunken friends at a bar. Most appropriate to perform when you are absolutely hammered, and "All Night Long" by Lionel Richie is playing. The dance consists of jumping up and down in a circle, spilling your beer over the entire bar population who are staring at you in pure disbelief.

Steve-O: "Man that was a great karamu last night at McGee's"

Gibb: "Yea man the best bar I've been to in my entire life!"

by Baker Rawlings March 30, 2006

donkeynuts

1. Someone who plays online poker all the time, but is terrible and always complains to you about his bad luck.

2. Someone who has a raging temper in poker, and when he suffers a bad beat, screams, slams his feet, and moans constantly.

1. Randy: Oh my god JD you should of seen this hand I just lost!

JD: You are terrible at poker, donkeynuts.

2. Randy: OHHHHHH MY GOD WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE!!!!! (said while screaming, slamming his feet, and moaning hence donkeynuts).

by Baker Rawlings January 26, 2006

sloppy thra

slang expression meaning sloppy throwup, appropriate to use to annoy your friends or when you are having a terrible day.

Steve-O: Whats up Campbell.

Campbell: I said ewwww ahhhhh sloppy thra I said ewww ahhhh sloppy thra!!!

by Baker Rawlings February 01, 2006

sailboats

pocket fours in texas hold'em

Randy: Ohhhhhhh, I just got beat with sailboats against my two pair, worst beat of my life!!!

by Baker Rawlings January 26, 2006

titman

a "titman" is anyone hailing from the Pittsburgh area who attempts to use the word "tits" in all of his sentences. A "titman" judges things based on a tit scale and was born with a physical deformity.

Randy: Yo man I just took down the bad beat jackpot!

Titman: OOOOOOOO TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Baker Rawlings February 02, 2006

chilldawg

your everyday college slacker who is been in college forever, drinks constantly, cannot put together coherent english sentences, lies on a futon all day, and enjoys the smells of his own farts. A chilldawg is also known to have a "sweatervest"

Chilldawg: Za Steve-O did you just gyea on your gwasi breff? (while lying on a futon, wafting his fart to his nose.)

by Baker Rawlings February 01, 2006