A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.
Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose? Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?” Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”