Country Dictionary

Wafflestomped

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped! or Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

Stumpjob

An incredible feat of dexterity where a woman (or man) jerks you off with the end his or her amputated arm.

She may have lost both her hands while in the army, but she sure does give a fantastic stumpjob.