A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re either constipated, or it’s humid, (or both) and your brow begins to sweat. You accidentally (or intentionally) wipe your brow with used toilet paper. Causing you to instantly grow a unibrow like Bill Berry (Drummer for REM)
Stuart didn’t have enough fiber. He’s currently squeezing one out on the shitter. He’s so daft, he just wiped the sweat off his brow with shit stained toilet tissue. He just morphed into Bill Berry