A fork of Rural Dictionary
to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."
She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.
Adverb to express the future tense
Hmmmnnnaaaa muguna wup yo ass.