A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel
Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.