A fork of Rural Dictionary
The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.
Sans:
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.
Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.
The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.
No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.
Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.
Sounds like 'fuck you'. Can also be used in replacement of 'thank you' or 'kthxbye'.
<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.
A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.
"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman
Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.
"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "
"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."