Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003

who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

anal

1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)

Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 07, 2003

jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 19, 2003

plop

The sound one makes when one drops a ploppy-poo into a body of water.

Heave... heave... PLOP! Ahhh...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

ascii

excellent way of expression artistic talent by using computer-generated symbols to make images, by collecting them together.

Simple Ascii:

(>_<)<I AM CARTMAN, GOD DAMN IT!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003