Country Dictionary

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

a device meant to hold in the massive moobs of an overweight man so he doesn't seem so fat. This product also has other names such as the Stevie-Wonder Bra

Rothman has such big man titties he needs a manseir

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.

My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'