Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Koppi

The act of listening to music while vigorously masturbating to a picture of old English women named Gertrude.

At dinner with parents: I gotta go pull a Koppi, brb

by Bean Pole McGraw April 12, 2016

Currie

Nickname for someone who would swim a mile after running a half marathon after eating a french toast slugger at Denny's, whilst fighting off horny teenagers with a mighty firm beanpole all while naming their child "Beowulf".

Damn Currie, back at it again with the Instagram!

by Bean Pole McGraw April 12, 2016