Country Dictionary

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Coil Basket

v: the process of gaping one’s anal cavity then taking a large shit into the cavity so that it over flows then fisting said hole

n: a gaped anal cavity with a large shit coiled on top

She said she was kinky, so I gave her a coil basket. Now she’s in therapy and won’t walk right for a year.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 03, 2024

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019