A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple. Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature. Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!" "You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann" "Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann" "You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!" "Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!" "Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"