A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.
Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now
Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris
Karen: oh...
A friend who claims he likes beer, but doesn't, and goes to the extent of drinking a couple of mouthfuls, then leaving it to get warm so to waste it for the others.
Robert: Is he going to finish that? I thought he didn't like beer
Harry: He doesn't, but he's a Chez
Robert: What a (synonym to cunt)
The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.
Darren: Shall we sit over there
Karen: No, that's reject table
Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*
A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.
Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher
Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!