A fork of Rural Dictionary
A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.
Here I am! rock you like a Herman Cain!
A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.
I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.
A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits. Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.
After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis
The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!